June 2012
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how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
misanderysoncooper:
i visited the friend zone to see if i could make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry men’s rights activists in fedoras???
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Today is the first day in months that I haven’t had any form of coffee. I might be dying.
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thecaffeinator:
Checking your privilege is unacceptable—you must fill in the privilege entirely using a #2 pencil.
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amajor7:
I think the most sexual thing I’ve ever done is listen to Prince.
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I can’t not comment. Against Me! has been my favourite band for nearly a decade, and even though I dislike the latest albums, I’ve always loved the band. I continue to love them, and have an even greater appreciation for Laura’s bravery. The positive responses that I have seen so far make me so excited about the prospects of an inclusive scene. I’m sure people have said...
cosmo tip #240
expertcosmotips:
when he least expects it take off all your clothes to reveal that you are actually a rat king
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momversations
rigidfingers:
Me: “Mom! I get my first real post school pay cheque on the 15th! I’m spending it all on fireworks.”
Mom: “Remember if you blow your hands off you’re useless, and I am not helping you in the bathroom.”
you are my favourite
From birth we’re taught that we’re owed a beautiful girl. We all think of...
– David Wong, 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women (via chirart)